At my current school I have a kid who I shall refer to as Chikubi due to him oh-so-lovingly teaching me that ‘chikubi’ means ‘nipple’. For the next few weeks after Chikubi introduced me to this material, he’d run up to me and yell, “MASTURBATION!” at varying points throughout the day. He also has a posse of kids who are usually with him and partake in this madness of yelling MASTURBATION, which is then often followed with the now common, “I like!”

Recently they must have decided that that has gotten old, so they instigated a new campaign: to try and grab my package.

He’s not yet to the point of attempting to stealth up to me, but he certainly has the trickery aspect down. Today he raised his hand to wave, so I returned it only to catch his other hand moving in to my crotch quite quickly. My reaction time was suberp, and I foiled his attempt. It’s no problem, I’m sure he won’t be set back.

Furthermore, when the kids are finished with cleaning time they all must line up to listen to some announcements until they are dismissed. Today during this time I was donig my usual habit of waiting with whichever class I had chosen to hang out with during that cleaning time. While I was attempting to make out whatever I could from the announcements in Japanese, I caught a glimpse out of the corner of my eye of a girl blowing kisses my way.

I turned my head and looked directly at her, but this only encouraged her giggling little self who continued to blow kisses my way.

It’s great to know that I totally make 14-year-old girls swoon.

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