Have you ever wondered how a cheetah looks like when he’s taking a piss? Have you ever wondered how big of a dump a zebra can take, with play-by-play pictures? Have you ever had the desire to see the full length and girth of an elephant penis (it’s damn big) as he’s spraying the savannah? Have you ever wondered who would win a distance pissing contest between you and a rhino?

Well, if so, I found the perfect book in one of my school’s libraries.

Ok, it might be considered educational ‘reading’ (it’s almost solely a picture book), but I’m pretty sure I would have never come across this book in my middle school library while I was growing up.

It’s all good though, as my interest from flipping through the book had started to wane right when the elementary school kids taking a tour of the school walked in. It only makes me wonder what wonders they’ll come across once they’re students here. Hopefully one curious soul will come across this book, and it will change his life.

Someday.

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