Sometimes my students are quite annoying. Sometimes they make me question the future of their country. Sometimes they happily surprise me with their intelligence, and sometimes they surprise me with how fucking stupid they are.

This is a story about the latter.

On this particular day the 2nd year classes were called into the gym to discuss an upcoming field trip that everyone was going on. As is all too usual, I didn’t really have anything to do, so I figured I might as well head to the gym and hang out their for some listening practice with the announcements and all.

Eventually the kids were split off into various separate groups depending on where the kids were going to be heading, then the four (real) teachers in the room went around and were discussing important things with each group. This gave the currently unsupervised groups time to sit down, relax, and do stupid shit.

And stupid shit they did.

During my aimless walkings between groups I happened to glance over to a group that had some kids who felt that they were tired enough to want to lie down for a bit to rest. The odd bit about this was that while one of the kids was on his back resting, one of his friends felt it was his duty to sculpt an erection in the first kid’s pants.

So imagine my surprise when I glance over to a crowd of kids near the front of the gym and see a kid on the ground with his head propped up while he happily watches his crotch get played with and molded into an erection by his friend, sitting above him and smiling. When I saw this, and noticed that both kids were quite enjoying themselves, I paused. It took a second or two to compose myself before I “wtf”ed in my mind and changed my trajectory to a less idiotic section of the gym.

I failed.

Shaking my head, I walked over to the other side of the front of the gym. I quickly noticed four kids who were standing around laughing and having a grand ol’ time. Curious, I headed over there to see what could possibly be more fun than molding your friend’s crotch. Surprisingly, they delivered.

Once I moved over and got a different vantage point I was able to completely understand and identify with what was going on, and it went something like this:

1. Student One stands with his back to his comrades, bent slightly forward.
2. Student Two places his hands together and… sticks them up Student Two’s crack.
3. Now that Student Two has completed his initial insertion, he then starts wriggling his hands back and forth and shoving into Student One’s ass to try and get as deeply in as possible. All students involved are cracking up at this time.
4. Once Student One and Student Two decide that the hands can’t possibly go any deeper into Student One’s ass, Student Two pulls out and lets Student Three have a turn.
5. Repeat.

Now this boggled my mind even more than the manual-erection-forming team. I’m not quite sure what compels a student to have a desire to see how far their friends can stick their hands up his ass, while I also have trouble understanding why a student would want to see how far he could stick his own hands up his friend’s ass.

In short, they continue to surprise me with how… amazing they can really be.

Thank you students. Day after day you upon my mind up to new horizons. Thank you.

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